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I’m not here to argue about if ghosts actually exist or not, it’s just that no one is asking the most important questions.

When ghosts take human form, do they have butt holes?

If so, does that imply a digestive system? Can they fart?

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DescartesWalksIntoABar

@Mrfunkedude Ever smelled a fart but no one would cop to it? Maybe it was a ghost fart?