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CaseyTheOkayest<p>Sunday is great for enjoying plant based (and plant topped) foods</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Well that’s me busted I guess </p><p>I kind of welcome the tsunami. Buddhism. Piper, no! Nooooo</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@fringe" class="u-url mention">@<span>fringe</span></a></span> Do I get extra points if my nails match my hair?</p><p>Maybe Sigmund the Sea Monster will make a comeback now <a href="https://toot.community/tags/iykyk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>iykyk</span></a></p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>I’m no quitter unless it’s something I don’t like. </p><p>-Things I say to my personal trainer.</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Amidst the madness, simple self care can lift the mood and cleave a path to positivity.</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>At least Trump can’t fire the raccoons. It’s the only thing keeping me sane. </p><p>Snap loves a Rice Krispy Treat!</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Me at the Starbucks drive thru</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Pro Human Tip: Men, if you’re at the grocery store and you have a question about the grocery store, ask an employee or ask a man. Don’t approach women. We’re not your default servants. Ask a man.</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Why, Outlook, why? </p><p>Why you filing up my windows and top space with nonsense and hugeass category icons. Please stop.</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>In Professor Quirrel voice -</p><p>What is this garnish?!!</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>QOTD</span></a></p><p>You don’t have to be drunk to sleep in your makeup but it helps. </p><p>-Abraham Lincoln</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Happy day drinking day of the day </p><p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/wywh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wywh</span></a></p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Here we go, day. Let’s foaming go!</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>After donating blood-</p><p>🧛: Do latex bandages bother you?</p><p>Me: They tell me knock knock jokes which is annoying, but otherwise they don’t bother me.</p><p>🧛: </p><p>Me: umm so knock knock?</p><p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/igavemore" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>igavemore</span></a></p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Man at gym class: Ooh, you broke a nail.</p><p>Me: Yeah, did it at work this morning.</p><p>Man: What job do you have?</p><p>Me: Professional thumb wrestler</p><p>Man: Really? Where?</p><p>Me: KinderCare</p><p>Man: What?</p><p>Me: What?</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>Tell the candy bar on my desk to stop being an asshole.*</p><p>*Stop being staples</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>The raccoons love the heated birdbath even tho it’s 15 degrees F outside. It’s like their personal Trash Panda Spa</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/bluecrossblueshieldofillinois" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bluecrossblueshieldofillinois</span></a> just denied my claim to cover a more affordable glucose sensor (for treatment of type 1 diabetes) because I failed to try the one they do cover. </p><p>The one they do cover would cost me $950 out of pocket. </p><p>Hey, @bluecrossblueshieldofillinois, do you want to take a guess why I haven’t tried the <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Dexcom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dexcom</span></a> you cover?</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>TRAUMA TEST</p><p>What image do you see?</p><p>Frozen sweet treats or literally anything else?</p>
CaseyTheOkayest<p>“Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 &amp; ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.”<br />—Mark Hamill</p><p>“I’m starting off the new year w a snowfall filter that def does not resemble bukkake so stop it.”<br />—me</p><p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/happynewyear" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>happynewyear</span></a></p>
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